my sister in law (haha) told me she didn’t like my shoes and I couldn’t tell she was joking because I had too much to drink and then I was feeding this cute kid salami and her nan was like watch out she has allergies she can’t eat some stuff and I was like SHIT and then they were like no its ok she can eat it….why freak me out for huh? WHY? WHY? and then I finished it off with crying because I left my laptop charger and my contact juice in sydney…..i need those things for living! Living, I say!
Can someone please tell me about some songs that they think I should hear? People keep pointing out to me that I listen to the same songs over and over again so I think I need some new ones but I have no idea where to start.
GTFO. I hate postitive references to drinking and driving in music…I bet if someone they know was affected by it they would be the first to write one of those sad meaningful rap songs about how bad it is..
Everytime someone says this in their election advertisements I get so effing angry at them. Stop playing on people’s fears. Australia is one of the most sparsely populated countries in the world with a low base population, learn to fucking share.
yeah that's where I went. it went okay, I think.. but I got home only to realise that I had hole in the crotch of my pants, I am very professional. I hope so! I don't really want to work with food anymore, I want to save peoples lives!
I think a hole in your pants is definitely a plus. You have to show the goods if you want to get anywhere in the world! hahaha