May 2011
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Do any of you guys go to university in England? I am curious to know if ‘orientation week’ is complete bullshit like it is in Australia. I don’t want to go. I will be busy snorting cocaine off a strippers breasts in Amsterdam.
May 30th
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my first born will be named Pythagoras.
May 30th
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I went to the gym early this morning to burn calories and shit but I’m so hungry now and my body is like ‘hey feed me beef’ and I’m like ‘no, meat is murda’
May 30th
nose breather. breathe through your mouth!!!!!
May 30th
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I just had a nightmare about being molested by Sue Slyvester and I’m really disturbed.
May 29th
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It's your basic dogs playing poker, with an...
May 29th
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the best part of my uni day is always when I remember that I keep a sweet stapler in my backpack and I can staple whatever the fuck I want with precision and accuracy except today because I fucking left my backpack at home
May 29th
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I want to let someone know that they are excommunicated from my life. How should I do it? Formal letter?
May 29th
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I want to read those mortal instruments books everyone is talking about. Is it trashy awesome like the hunger games?
May 29th
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May 28th
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What the fuck? So after next weeks Doctor Who there won’t be anymore until September? Why? I am doing to die.
May 28th
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My sister who I’ve never been able to get drunk/smoke/swear in front of fed me magic mushrooms last night. What the actual fuck. In other news, someone headbutted me on the dance floor and I’m worried that my skull is broken and I’m going to die in my sleep.
May 26th
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I am geeenius. And by genius I mean ‘able to obtain average marks with minimal effort’.
May 25th
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The creepy guy on Hungry Beast simulating sex with soft toys is really disturbing me.
May 24th
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May 24th
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I don’t know why I keep staying up to watch Angry Boys, I don’t even find it to be particularly funny.
May 24th
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May 23rd
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I am actually (probably) going to finish an assignment before the day it is due.
May 23rd
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Is it illegal to say cunt in the library? I want to arrest you on crimes of being heinous.
May 23rd
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I came to the public library specifcally because my computer does not automatically connect to the internet here but I only lasted an hour before asking for one of those wi-fi passwords, ugh.
May 23rd