Do any of you guys go to university in England? I am curious to know if ‘orientation week’ is complete bullshit like it is in Australia. I don’t want to go. I will be busy snorting cocaine off a strippers breasts in Amsterdam.
my first born will be named Pythagoras.
I went to the gym early this morning to burn calories and shit but I’m so hungry now and my body is like ‘hey feed me beef’ and I’m like ‘no, meat is murda’
nose breather. breathe through your mouth!!!!!
I just had a nightmare about being molested by Sue Slyvester and I’m really disturbed.
the best part of my uni day is always when I remember that I keep a sweet stapler in my backpack and I can staple whatever the fuck I want with precision and accuracy
except today because I fucking left my backpack at home
I want to let someone know that they are excommunicated from my life. How should I do it? Formal letter?
I want to read those mortal instruments books everyone is talking about. Is it trashy awesome like the hunger games?
What the fuck? So after next weeks Doctor Who there won’t be anymore until September? Why? I am doing to die.
My sister who I’ve never been able to get drunk/smoke/swear in front of fed me magic mushrooms last night. What the actual fuck.
In other news, someone headbutted me on the dance floor and I’m worried that my skull is broken and I’m going to die in my sleep.
I am geeenius. And by genius I mean ‘able to obtain average marks with minimal effort’.
The creepy guy on Hungry Beast simulating sex with soft toys is really disturbing me.
I don’t know why I keep staying up to watch Angry Boys, I don’t even find it to be particularly funny.
I am actually (probably) going to finish an assignment before the day it is due.
Is it illegal to say cunt in the library? I want to arrest you on crimes of being heinous.
I came to the public library specifcally because my computer does not automatically connect to the internet here but I only lasted an hour before asking for one of those wi-fi passwords, ugh.