January 2012
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gatheringbones:
a compilation of times Ben Wyatt Was Hung By The Neck Of His Feelings Until Dead.
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I just realised I have to share a computer with my mum and sister for the next month…*deletes internet history*
I have two days left and the forecast is snow, oh please please please please let this happen. Except stop when it’s time for me to fly out. Thx.
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it is so hard to listen to love songs sung by Ryan Adams without thinking about Mandy Moore.
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The best part of going home with an English boy is that they always make you a cup of tea when you get there.
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My friend, there is no end when it comes to Trapped in the Closet.
– R. Kelly to Rolling Stone on his hip-hopera saga, in which he recently wrote 32 more chapters. (via devilinacardigan)
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Bowling for Votes Deleted Scene
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I am sick worried because my Mum has booked this really expensive trip around America and keeps sending me emails asking me to send her $900. Yeah, I have like $200 and my centrelink gets cut off next week. I am kind of crying but I think thats just because I took cold medicine to cure my lack of sleep and hangover.
It’s not my fault my Mum is too old/unwilling to stay in hostels, GOSH.
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I’m going out drinking the day before my exam, this is a good idea. Yes.
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Bret: When I first met you you tried to have me deported from New Zealand because you thought I was an Australian
Jemaine: That was a misunderstanding; you were wearing a vest top.
Bret: My mum gave me that; she thought it made me look like Bruce Willis.
Jemaine: Well it didn’t, it made you look like an Australian!
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I kind of wish I didn’t watch every episode of Archer in like two days because I still have one exam to go and no TV to help me not study.
I guess I’d better call Kenny Loggins, cause I’m in the danger zone.
At lunchtime they jogged, and they enjoyed it. Because they don’t have flesh...
– Miranda Hart, Miranda 2x01
(via a-squirrel-playing-drums)
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studying the Arab-Israeli conflict is difficult because everytime a city gets mentioned I have to look it up on wikitravel to see if it’s safe now and then I start planning my imaginary adventures.
BEIRUT 2012
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I think setting my alarm to Walking On Sunshine was the best idea I’ve ever had
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I just found out the hard way that in the UK a Chomp bar is more like a straight Curly-Wurly. I HATE EVERYTHING.
I feel like that bitch in 500 days of Summer.
marxisforbros:
Do you mean Joseph Gordon-Levitt?
I just realised the book I was excited about reading is a book of short stories. I hate short stories, they give me literary blue balls.
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lol my mum got us tickets to the jay leno show.
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