February 2012
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Today I was at some beach in Malibu and the ~hottest guy ever came up to me and asked me if I was from Sweden. I think it was because I look so similar to a swedish lady as evidenced by this picture that I found on google images.
this is me on the beach
I can see why he made the mistake.
Anyway the purpose of this post is that I spent the whole day fantasising about staying there and...
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I have four episodes of Glee to catch up on. I hope Quinn dies. Actually, I hope they all die. I vote to rename the show the Jesse St James Variety Hour feat. Chord Overstreet.
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Where's Finnick? Odair he is.
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I am so narvous about radiohead
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I am hungry but the red carpet is where I normally go to get burritos so I will probably die.
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In other news, the hotel I am in right now is behind the Kodak Theatre and I can see the back of it from my balcony. NEED X RAY VISION.
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mothersbaugh replied to your post: I had a Radiohead GA ticket in my checkout basket…
huh? what are you doing?
lol, congratulations on your new GA radiohead ticket gurrrrrrrrrl.
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I had a Radiohead GA ticket in my checkout basket but I withdrew too much cash yesterday so I couldn’t pay for it. I need my mum to come home and let me use her credit card. Ugh, what am I? 15?
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Does anyone like LA? Everyone I know that’s been here tells me its gross and I’ve seen nothing yet to support the contrary. Halp, where do I go and what do I do?
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I was in the audience for tonights Jay Leno show and I feel so unfulfilled from all of the fake laughing I did. Also Adam Levine was one of the guests and I saw a fully grown man waiting outside the building with a massive canvas painting of Adam he had presumably done himself which I found hilarious. This guy also asked my 55 year old mother how ‘Chiddy Bang’ was which I also found...
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The wi fi at my latest hotel downloads at over 700kb/s, a significant improvement on the solid 20 I’ve been dealing with for the last couple of weeks. I love you, L.A.
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I have red dorito powder all over my phone and the only plausible way of cleaning it I can think of is to lick it but I’m in public, noooooo :’(
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things I spent $100 on today: ravenclaw robes
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I treated myself to an O.P.I nail polish and I sat down to paint my nails with it but when I opened it there was no brush inside of it.
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I want to throw out all of my clothes and come back with a suitcase full of skincare products and confectionary.
My previous post is directly related to the fact that I saw Kelly Clarkson in concert today.
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note to self: never go on holiday with family ever ever ever again.
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Louis C.K. on Parks tonight! Remember when I met him last week? I do. It was cool.
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The Wizarding World of Harry Potter was cray awesome although I’d always imagined it without the fanny pack moms and obese people with mobility movers.
I am going to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter tomorrow. This is an actual thing that is happening to me. My body is not ready.
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‘Death of a Salesman’ was amazing tonight. No one knows how to scream, cry and rage quite like Andrew Garfield. He was perfect for his role.
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I’m going to see Philip Seymour Hoffman and Andrew Garfield in Death of a Salesman tonight. The only problem is that I am currently suffering from a pretty bad case of food poisoning so I will probably vomit over everyone there, fun times.
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